Always Prepared — Golden Retriever Fanny Pack Tee Size:S all stamped in the blocky

all stamped in the blocky white-and-green logo any gamer will clock in a heartbeat

This house divided baseball blanket splits right down the middle

A knowing pick for the potterhead who is also a devoted corgi lover

fully prepared to lose it during the bridge — this is the tee that says it out loud

The design nods to aviator patches and squadron insignia

Always Prepared — Golden Retriever Fanny Pack Tee Size:S all stamped in the blockyA golden retriever puppy peeking out of a tie dye fanny pack printed front and center, big enough that the whole joke lands from across the room. "Always Prepared" says the rest. Phone, keys, wallet: covered. Emotional support puppy: also covered. Because if there's one thing a golden retriever won't stand for, it's being left at home.